me: why isn't this fucker going?

me: green means go, not waste my time....

me: the crazy thing about driving is that when you're in a car you should fucking do it.

me: blinkers were invented for a reason

me: I wish I could play bumper cars but actually ram the shit out of people

me: I remember when I didn't know how to drive

me: MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE GET OUT THE WAY!

me: YOU COULD'VE GONE RIGHT THERE!

me: there is no reason to be going this slow

me: YOU have the right away dumbo you go then I turn, imagine that!

me: *at a four way stop, waits, waves other person on*No you can go, Go GO MOTHER FUCKER IM LETTING YOU GO SO DRIVE!

me: old people should not drive

me: thank god i got where i was going , fuck everyone driving.